Random Funny Stuff You'll Love!

Hey there, visitor! How do you do, how's life? Good? Well, it's about to get better because I'm about to bring you all the best random funny stuff on the Net. That includes (but not limited to) short funny jokes, funny poems (including limericks), photos, videos, and more!

By the way, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Anton (nice to meet you, Anton, you're such a great guy!). Don't know about you, but my life gets just too boring sometimes, and so I need to entertain myself. Guess what - my collection of random funny stuff helps me out a lot!

So one day I thought to myself - "wait! If this is so good as I think it is - why not share it with the rest of the world?"

And so, I decided to build this little hubpage for you to enjoy - and enjoy you will! So, ready to rock? Let's go!

Okay, these are my favorites! A small collection of quick short funny jokes - tell them to your friends and loved ones - or just enjoy them alone if you wish!

Heeeere goes!

• Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
• What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
  Erotic = using a feather
  Kinky = using the whole chicken
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
• The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
• Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 Going on with random funn stuff. Here's some funny limericks. Man do I love those! Short, funny, and straight to the chase!

Here they come!

• There was a young man from Dealing
  Who caught the bus for Ealing.
  It said on the door
  Don't spit on the floor
  So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling
• There once was an old man from Esser,
  Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
  It at last grew so small,
  He knew nothing at all,
  And now he's a college professor.
• Once had a blind date with Cilla.
  I took her to watch Aston Villa.
  She sang to the crowd
  And she sang very loud
  And that's why they threatened to kill 'er.
• There once was a man from Nantucket,
  Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
  But his daughter named Nan,
  Ran away with a man,
  And as for the bucket Nan took it!
• There once was an artist named Saint,
  Who swallowed some samples of paint,
  All shades of the spectrum,
  Flowed out of his rectum,
  With a colourful lack of restraint!

More random funny stuff? Alright, take a look at some really funny pictures!

Well, that's prety much all the random funny stuff I have for you now. Check back from time to time - I may just be updating this page!

Oh, and don't forget to visit the links above - they are really neat.

Cheers,

Anton